Peter, it's beautiful! [pause] There's teenagers in skinny jeans out there. "Lottery Fever" is the first episode of the tenth season of the American animated television series Family Guy. Holy (bleep), we won twice and we're right back here again. Please, these guys are Betas-- they're total animals. No, I don't want it back! What about the guy who played Peter Brady? FUNNY!!! (grunting) Ah! Hey, Horace, give us three shots of your best bourbon. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! Are we really living that close to the edge? Hey, Horace, give us three shots of your best bourbon. There seems to be some issue with our credit. He jumps and dives, only to land bloodily injured] Peter: Aaaaagghh! Lois, don't you understand? Hey, Peter, you wanted me to watch the entire first season of True Blood and come show you where there was boob? Hey, what's the point of being rich if you can't share it with your pals, huh? The school paper is doing a story about me. What-- where'd you get this kind of money? Ah, the bloodiest. Oh, boy, that whole day was a mess, huh? I had to fight three rappers down at the Nonsense Store for this. We don't need your money! You're a jerk! ♪ La la la la la la ♪ Starring: Seth Green, Patrick Warburton, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Tilly, Alex Borstein, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry (VI) Summary: When the Griffins win the lottery, the extravagant lifestyles change the family for the worst, alienating them from their friends, but when they blow through their winnings, they only have their friends to turn to for help. Sounds like somebody's dad is happier than me right now. I'm going to finally get my gal that doodad she's been wantin'! And keep your chin up, so I can see your throat. Please note that number of personal lists displayed might be different from the total number of personal lists this movie is in. Holy shit, we won twice and we're right back here again. (speaking faux Japanese) Here comes a black guy! After losing all of the family's money on ridiculous purchases, they … All the things that make— [while everyone else dances, a dancer walks down the stairs up to Peter] Peter: Uh uh, hold it. Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it? Y-You should know that, Joe! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I-I just wrote you guys a couple of checks, but no, you... you-you-you do your things. (mobile playing soft music) (sighs) This is nice. I took out a second mortgage on the house. Tread water where you are right now or increase your net worth fivefold within the next 18 months? Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! The Rhode lsland State Lottery has climbed to a record $150 million jackpot. ♪ A lot of shoes ♪ ♪ We're throwing shoes ♪ And over there is the Rhode lsland State House, the second largest self-supporting marble dome in North America. Sorry, Peter. This money is our ticket to the good life, starting now. Winning the lottery was the worst thing that ever happened to me and my family. I don't need you, I got money! Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. I just bought a giant room full of gold coins, and I'm going to dive into it like Scrooge McDuck. Chris, Meg, now that I'm a rich father, you will try to impress me, and I will remain distant. ♪ Okay, guys, now you're gonna do a synchronized duet of "Makin' Whoopee" while I shoot you with this BB gun. Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". You sure it was such a good idea to cash that lottery check? No, no-- screw this! I got lots of good karma built up from doing those USO shows. I took out a second mortgage on the house. All right, kids, we got 200,000 lottery tickets we got to check. Crazy Credits The intro to the episode "Lottery Fever" is interrupted by one of the dancers, who reveals that she's pregnant and Peter is the father. Can you help us out? HD Family Guy s10e01 - Lottery Fever. dxvdtpa011 Well, seems like our only hope is the lottery. Peter buys a winning lottery ticket to open the new season of Family Guy. No, that's it. FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 5. Is violence in movies and sex on TV Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values Entire Family: On which we used to rely? And they'll care what happens to us, even after everything that's happened. Despite all the ups and downs, things turned out for the best. Family Guy: Lottery Fever (2011)'s lists. Yeah, I had a giant mobile put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want. What do we do now? You sure it was such a good idea to cash that lottery check? Are we really living that close to the edge? ♪ For making whoopee ♪. Some Assembly Required (The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes), Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! All right! In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded. I don't like what this money is doing to us. All right, so how are we going to spend our winnings? [cutaway to giant coin room. ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪ A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 10 E 1 Lottery Fever. So, in addition to buying you had 400,000 fake ones printed up? Yeah, if you're going to open your mouth with the missus, stick to kisses, huh? The episode follows the Griffin family after they win the state lottery, and go on to spend the money with no regard. 0:51. Originally scheduled to air on May 1, 2011 as the sixteenth episode of the ninth season of Family Guy, the episode was postponed due to the 2011 Super Outbreaksubsequently coinciding with the timing of the scheduled episodes. I said swallow it! You know we are, Brian. Peter becomes power hungry, and demands that Quagmire and Joe … Well, have they been cleaning the doll? (patrons cheering) Gosh, Peter, you're really being generous with your money. Jerk? That all you see. And as for you, Anna, you're dreadful and so is the program. Three days wasted looking through 200,000 lottery tickets. Okay, Quagmire, I want you to take the first bite out of this fudge pop, because that first bite is the one that really hurts. With no one to look after, Carstairs fell into a deep depression from which he never emerged. Dancer: Well, you didn't return any of my texts. You won't believe this, but things don't go well as a result. ... Family Guy Season 10 Episode 1 Lottery Fever. (whistling) Whoo-hoo! Geez. Well, I was hoping it would make you shut up, so you're right. And they'll care what happens to us, even after everything that's happened. What? I thought being rich would solve all my problems, but all it did was make me forget what was important. Susan Boyle or a sex doll that's been passed around a fraternity? ♪ Family Guy 10x01 ♪ I just want to yell at customers when they walk in the door. ♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪ ANNOUNCER: We now return to Michael McDonald During Allergy Season. Plot: When Peter asks Lois for a loan to open a sushi restaurant, she points out that the family is running low on cash and needs to live on a strict budget. I already watched it eight times, so I know exactly which part I want to blam at. Peter: W-W-W-So what's goin' on...You want, like, a ride to the place? Keep singing, you. That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy. EP 1 Lottery Fever Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. ♪ The montage is almost over ♪ Winning the lottery was the worst thing that ever happened to me and my family. Well, actually, sir, your card has been declined. Peter, you're not getting money for that or anything else. What do you know about sushi? Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it? ♪ La la la la la ♪ ♪ This is taking forever ♪ I hope it enjoys it as much as that Maine lobster I ordered. [two security guards walk the dancer out of the theme song, everything is silent until Peter looks back at the camera]. Meg, as a girl, your life holds no merit. Three days wasted looking through 200,000 lottery tickets. ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪ Lucky there's a Family Guy. The school paper is doing a story about me. You know, Peter, you used to be a great guy. Peter, what are you doing here? Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. ♪ In the designated pile ♪ PETER Sure he was. Hey, you want to watch a DVD of the murder while we do it? That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy. Would you be saying that if the prize was 150 million bags of the neighbor's garbage? Yeah, I'll check, but I'm pretty sure it's not for another couple of weeks. And, Chris, try as you may, you will never be as good as your older brother who died. What about all that money I sent to the Gayman lslands? That all you see. I told Angela what she could do with that job, just like I always fantasized. And keep your chin up, so I can see your throat. I thought being rich would solve all my problems, but all it did was make me forget what was important. Find out when Family Guy is on TV, including Series 10-Episode 1: Lottery Fever. We're here live in our studio where a checkout girl in a cheap dress who wants to be a model is ready to draw the winning numbers. What, here? The Rhode Island State Lottery has climbed to a record $150 million jackpot. Hey, isn't it time for me to get a haircut? Good. Lucky there's a man who. The two kids who found it were forced to murder each other. Yeah, I'll check, but I'm pretty sure it's not for another couple of weeks. As the Family Guy Season 9 ended, I didn’t really have high hopes for the future of Family Guy. I quit my job, Lois. Who would you rather do? Don't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people? It is named after the phrase uttered by Admiral Ackbar in the Star Wars film Return of the Jedi. That's right, I don't want to see any actual True Blood, just boob. I'm getting a penis butler. But it's not. It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. No, Daddy. You know, I spoke to Bonnie this morning, and she said you haven't talked to Joe or Quagmire in two weeks. 'Cause what I want to do is stay here, get drunk and watch TV. Of course I can, you dope. Watch Family Guy Season 10 Episode 1 online via TV Fanatic with over 6 options to watch the Family Guy S10E1 full episode. No, Daddy. No, I mean, I-I'm just saying, I-I thought friends hang out, do things with each other. With no one to look after, Carstairs fell into a deep depression from which he never emerged. Tell him to cheer up! All right, so how are we going to spend our winnings? Model glue, sir? ♪ Announcer (over TV): We now return to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, edited for goats. Congratulations to tonight's sweepstakes winner, Daniel San Martin Marrero. You got what you wanted. Well, I'm sure a brief call to my accountant will resolve this to our mutual satisfaction. I had to fight three rappers down at the Nonsense Store for this. You shot him in the eye! 7:00. Chris has also been developing some very expensive tastes. They're going to announce the winning lottery numbers. Detailed Chart Progress for "Lottery Fever" (Family Guy) US TV Episodes chart performance history for Lottery Fever. That Alan Ball-- you know him, right? All 0 songs featured in Family Guy season 10 episode 1: Lottery Fever, with scene descriptions. All rights reserved. We're not going to go crazy spending our winnings, and we're not going to let this money change us. is a direct-to-video special of the animated series Family Guy which later served as the double-episode season finale of the ninth season and is the final part of the series' Star Wars parody trilogy Laugh It Up, Fuzzball. Like it or not, we're going to have to start living on a strict budget for a while. What happened to you, anyway? ♪ ♪ If you want to start a Characters/FamilyGuyS10E1LotteryFever page, just click the edit button above. Angela, I just want to thank you for several extremely pleasurable years working for this corporation. I mean I mean, is it? It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard, floor-like surface! ♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪ Uh, I would be remiss, however, if I did not extend my gratitude to you for your unwavering fairness and belief in me, and there is a giant poo on your desk. You know, I'm still young enough you can drop me at the fire station, no questions asked. ♪ Ah la la la ♪ Well, I was hoping it would make you shut up, so you're right. Waiter, have the chef prepare a bucket of your finest caviar, and then give it a helicopter tour of the city. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over and see what's making all that noise. Are you sure? Everything we had is gone! We don't have to worry about paying bills, we don't have to worry about saving dough. Hey, Horace, another round for everybody. All right, let's just go to different rooms and stare blankly out the window, saying nothing. Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! Peter replies by saying the woman is "not well" and accuses her of stealing from the show. And have that Russian waiter I like bring it over. I could've just said I did it. marks an episode that is decently formatted but not fully formatted. Uh, I was thinking about joining the Army? Yes! Okay, Quagmire, I want you to take the first bite out of this fudge pop, because that first bite is the one that really hurts. You know, Peter, uh, Bonnie's birthday is coming up, and I'll be gol-darned if I didn't go ahead and promise her that Stevie Nicks would come to our house and sing three songs to her. These aren't the real lottery tickets, either. She's a woman and passengers are usually okay with that. Well, I'd finally splurge and buy myself one of those fancy four-piece suits. When word spreads that the Powerball lottery is up to one hundred fifty million dollars, Peter obtains a second mortgage on the house to buy two hundred thousand tickets. Checking lottery tickets Looking at the numbers And seeing if they match the ones on the news If they do, then we're winners If they don't, then we put them In the designated pile For tickets we already checked This is taking forever That's why Brian is yawning And Stewie's rubbing his eyes The montage is almost over That's why the music and the vocals Are fading out right now. Shouldn't you be at work? ♪ For tickets we already checked ♪ Peter, I've taken the liberty of mocking up some sales projections. All right. I'm here to audition for Fiddler on the Roof. ♪ Trololo ♪ ♪ Checking lottery tickets ♪ Hey, isn't it time for me to get a haircut? And now, please welcome Mr. Bruce Jenner. Things ain't so bad! Peter, my God, what the hell are you wearing? (gulps) Now, smear what's left of it on your face and look at me with your mouth open. What kind of a way is that to talk to your friend who gives you money? What are you talking about? Ah, I never thought I'd be having high tea at the Park Barrington every single day. Mayor West, what do you plan to do if you win the lottery? Predictably, Peter manages to blow through his millions in no time, alienating his friends in the process. ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ TV Announcer: over TV] We now return to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, edited for goats. ★Family Guy Lottery Fever Watch Online★ Here's Everything You Need To Know About The $530M Mega Millions Lottery Drawing! family guy, american dad, the simpsons, rick and morty, south park, cartoon moments, family guy full episodes. Lottery Fever Watch Family Guy s10e01 Lottery Fever. F.D. Um, that second one sounds like it could be funny. I don't know. Yeah! Buried alive. I once saw a deodorant commercial that had a woman pilot. What-- where'd you get this kind of money? Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. 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